You start off for the first few years pooing in your underwear, shoving crayons up your nose, acquiring a sense of what makes you ill when you eat it. 5 years in and you start to understand what the funny squiggly stuff all over the UI is, and that it actually makes some sense when you discover the secret code. 10 years in and you’ve realised that this game actually sucks, but you’ve spent too much time already on it to give up now. You decide to rebel against all the rules, yeah that’ll show ‘em! 20 years in and you realise that you should’ve read the manual that came with the game, instead of installing all those hacks and mods which make the game more fun. 30 years and you realise that everyone in this game is cheating and it really isn’t fair at all. You decide to play Unreal Tournament for a few years. You continue playing Unreal Tournament until your 40th, when you suddenly realise that it would be cool to escape into this fantasy reality as the other game sucks so much. You install some extreme mods and you discover your spiritual side, you decide that you are god and creator of worlds, and begin the path to spiritual enlightenment by creating stupid environments with unrealistic hoverboards, jump pads and ridiculously large weaponry. You forget entirely about “Life-The RPG” as your having way too much fun to bother with that crap anymore…
…the rest is in the future.
Concept art is outside your window. 3d models are included.
